Lets see what I have in the bag for you all this year. Hm...lets see. Ah, this will do. Today I give you my latest creation. I call him Trig. Why Trig? Cause his head is the shape of a pyramid. A pyramid has 3 sides. 3 is the same as Tri. Tri is pretty damn close to Trig. Thus. Trig. (exhale).
Look just forget it. It's not important how I come to these conclusions. The point is that I have a present for you. Take it!